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  1. Heh

    Dude I love this pic of your mother! I definitely see the family resemblance.
  2. The Roadkill Dinner. They have the best food there. I'm talking fresh raccoon, armadillo, and even on occasion little children. I eat there every night. Plus they also server breakfast in their luxurious cardboard rooms! So you you're too hammer from all the pools of blood-wine, you just stay the night, so you don't have to drive home hammered!
  3. What the crap?!?!?!? You guys missed me.
  4. I will do a face reveal when you hunt me down and try to kill me. p.s. you will fail, I will take you as an intruder, and you will be murdered. (end of story)
  5. My hair used to be blonde, then it turned red. I dyed it. Well, more other people died, LOL amarite?!!?!??! I am not straight, I am so frickin' crooked, and in case you didn't hear, unicorn or someone found out that I am trans, whatever that means. There are only two genders, Oh wait, there are three. Male Female and Stupid. I have no teeth, they all fell out eating the bodie-I mean hair dye. Ich habe keinen Schnurrbart. Ich bin neunundsechzig.
  6. Naw, he's already way past geometry. His math skills are sooooooooooooo good, his teachers had to call in stephen hawking to invent a new math for his to study. His math grade is sooooooooooooooooooo high, his teachers invented an A+A+A+A++A+A+A+A++A+A+A++A++A+A ² ² ² ² . but his others grades are lacking.
  7. How about, a prophunt server. that would be fun. and a TTT server.
  8. Depending on what type of ban you are talking about, a ctban or a server ban, I would recommend to staff to make absolutely sure that the perpetrator did, in fact, break the rules severely enough to ban them. Unless you saw them freekill and entire stack for illegitimate reasons, always make absolute certain of rule violations. (This is a message to all staff members)
  9. Nein! Wasser!
  10. On the Steam store there is a game called murder miners. Murder Miners is a blocky fps made in Halo style. Currently it is on a fair sale, at $.49 for one copy, and a $.98 for 4 copies. I would reccomend buy at least 4 copies. The game itself is quite fun and is being worked constantly by its small dev team. Every Wednesday the have a "come play with the devs" with a server and a whole lot of people. IT is very easy to create private servers for you and your friends or for everyone. I would recommend picking it up on sale. Here is a a link to the steam store sale; If anyone already has this game, or just bought it, I would love to play with them! just hit me up!
  11. Nein!
  12. Profile link: Slot: 7
  13. Oh, Ja! Meine Lieblingsfarbe ist helllila! (not really, mine is orange, but helllila sounds better)
  14. Unless you really want to put out your real name, I would recommend cutting that part out. You have been on the server recently, and you are fairly active at the moment. I hope you will make a great part of the DEFY Clan team!
  15. @Some_PersonPc. However the real question is Kirk, or Picard.