MarthaTheWatermelon

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  1. What the crap?!?!?!? You guys missed me.
  2. I will do a face reveal when you hunt me down and try to kill me. p.s. you will fail, I will take you as an intruder, and you will be murdered. (end of story)
  3. My hair used to be blonde, then it turned red. I dyed it. Well, more other people died, LOL amarite?!!?!??! I am not straight, I am so frickin' crooked, and in case you didn't hear, unicorn or someone found out that I am trans, whatever that means. There are only two genders, Oh wait, there are three. Male Female and Stupid. I have no teeth, they all fell out eating the bodie-I mean hair dye. Ich habe keinen Schnurrbart. Ich bin neunundsechzig.
  4. Naw, he's already way past geometry. His math skills are sooooooooooooo good, his teachers had to call in stephen hawking to invent a new math for his to study. His math grade is sooooooooooooooooooo high, his teachers invented an A+A+A+A++A+A+A+A++A+A+A++A++A+A ² ² ² ² . but his others grades are lacking.
  5. How about, a prophunt server. that would be fun. and a TTT server.
  6. Depending on what type of ban you are talking about, a ctban or a server ban, I would recommend to staff to make absolutely sure that the perpetrator did, in fact, break the rules severely enough to ban them. Unless you saw them freekill and entire stack for illegitimate reasons, always make absolute certain of rule violations. (This is a message to all staff members)
  7. Nein! Wasser!
  8. Would you still be able to use team chat, or is ALL working together prohibited? And if so, how do you tell if the Ts' are working together? I do like new ideas for fun, or different event days.
  9. Oh well, you shall never know then.
  10. On the Steam store there is a game called murder miners. Murder Miners is a blocky fps made in Halo style. Currently it is on a fair sale, at $.49 for one copy, and a $.98 for 4 copies. I would reccomend buy at least 4 copies. The game itself is quite fun and is being worked constantly by its small dev team. Every Wednesday the have a "come play with the devs" with a server and a whole lot of people. IT is very easy to create private servers for you and your friends or for everyone. I would recommend picking it up on sale. Here is a a link to the steam store sale; http://store.steampowered.com/app/274900/ If anyone already has this game, or just bought it, I would love to play with them! just hit me up!
  11. I like this rule suggestion. It could occasionally lead to chaos, but who doesn't mind a little chaos!?
  12. What you could try to do, would be to record the statistics of the game. Record how many player there are, when you are chosen, and who who dies at each stage of the game. Then you could do it again with multiple games of SODS. you could make a graph of the numbers coming together. Then you you do it again with a changed name or alt account and you could be offline. After you have repeated the experiment you can compare the results and draw your conclusion as to whether or not you are being targeted purposely. Or you could try to be more nice to people?
  13. Nein!
  14. Profile link: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198119503775/ Slot: 7
  15. Oh, Ja! Meine Lieblingsfarbe ist helllila! (not really, mine is orange, but helllila sounds better)
  16. I am Martha the Watermelon. I speak in German. I am a total nerd. I have a beard. My beard is best beard. You wish you had this beard. No. You may not have my beard. (on second thought, I am not the Most Interesting Melon in the World) Leave this awful intro page.
  17. Unless you really want to put out your real name, I would recommend cutting that part out. You have been on the server recently, and you are fairly active at the moment. I hope you will make a great part of the DEFY Clan team!
  18. @Some_PersonPc. However the real question is Kirk, or Picard.
  19. I have a lot of games, however I actually play very few of them. I want to know if any of you have some of the same games as I, so that we may indulge in the enjoyment of said games. Games that would be fun to play with a friend; Duck Game Gang Beasts Rocket League Murder Miners These are some fun games I own that I scarcely play. If you have any of these games or any similar, we could play and have fun. I like games that are fun to play with my Steam Controller.
  20. No, not yet. They have said that they are working on it.
  21. Me

    Cool! I like Watermelons and smexy lumberjack beards!