Emo Hoe

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  1. I don't do the maps
  2. Should I make a video version and post it on Pornhub?
  3. Xeno and Emo were chillin' in TeamSpeak one day. Xeno was quite sad and lonely, wrapping himself in a blanket and eating pizza by himself. He had no one to play PUBG with so he asked Emo if he would play with him. Emo said in a sad tone, "I can't, I don't have PUBG." Xeno responded, "Shit, anyone have King of the Hill?" Emo replied, "Yeah, and it's King of the Kill." Xeno told Emo to shut up in a little weeb voice and Emo began explaining the difference between KOTK, Xeno suddenly said, "Fuck it, I'm just gonna gift you PUBG." So Xeno did as he said, and it gave Emo a rock hard boner. "I only wish there was something I could do to repay you..." Emo said. "Nah, you don't have to, just play more than like 5 minutes," Xeno responded. "No, there's more I can do..." Emo said as he drifted his hand over the top of Xeno's army pants. "No, Emo, we can't do this. No more workplace romances after IcePack and Sensational, remember?" “It’s okay, who’s gonna knark?” “I-I guess you’re right…” Emo put his hands on the edge of Xeno’s pants and slowly pulled them off. Xeno was a poor weeb so he had no underwear on, and his Asian chode popped right out.” “It’s not much, but it’s all I have…” he said. “It’s okay, I have something for you,” Emo said as he faced the camera, “Ron Jeremy Penis Size Enhancement™.” Emo slipped the small pink pills into Xeno’s mouth, and his dick grew until it was the size of a pen. “Wow, it grew almost ten times as much…” he said. Emo responded with, “Yes, now use your fucking Samurai Dick™ and fuck me!” Emo jumped down on Xeno’s now raging boner and it was so sharp and hard that it tore right through his black skinny jeans and into his asshole. Emo, whose dick was still as floppy as a rubber band, said, “This isn’t getting me horny at all, let’s change that.” He pulled out a knife, furry handcuffs, and an anime mask. “I’ve been preparing for this a long time, he said.” He put on the anime mask and began shaving off the corners of Xeno’s dick to make it sharper. Xeno bit his lip in pain but was so turned on by the anime mask he just let it happen. Emo had Xeno put on the handcuffs. After the handcuffs were on, he told Xeno his master plan. Xeno looked at him in awe for a moment, but then nodded. He took his now razor sharp dick and cut Emo’s wrists with it. He put his dick inside the cuts and Emo began to moan. His dick grew to twice the size of what Xeno’s dick had been when they started. Xeno did this up and down his arm until they were both covered with blood. Then Emo whispered one last request in Xeno’s ear. Xeno took his Samurai Dick™ and began putting the sharpened tip up Emo’s dick hole. He kept going until his dick was all the way inside Emo’s. At this point, Xeno came inside Emo’s dick and then pulled out. Emo then bent over to suck his own dick and Xeno’s cum dripped into his mouth. After a bit of this, his own cum mixed with blood dripped into his mouth. “You can’t tell anyone,” Emo said. “I won’t,” Xeno said as he went to go wipe off his bloody dick. And then Emo died of blood loss. The End. Dead!
  4. actually he does need to get proof if he's below a 3 star general, but he doesn't need to show it unless it's attempted to be appealed.
  5. not my job
  6. ...when you can be straight. - Emo Hoe, 2k17
  7. but it is gut knife
  8. no no no i don't gamble you're krit now
  9. i want a flip knife doppler but i'm $30 short anyone want any special favors + my inventory for a flip doppler phase 1
  10. I don't know how to do this shit It'd have to coincide with the plugin and that would be a pain
  11. There's a rule somewhere that if you see a T inside vents or armory with a TAG grenade, you may enter.
  12. We have a thread for this already lol
  13. Nepotism.
  14. I ain't no faggot.