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About MarthaTheWatermelon

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  1. Tribute to Some_Person

    Honey, you weren't supposed to reveal that yet!
  2. Sciency Jokes Only

    I was hungry for some Ramen Noodles, and the bag said "step 1: boil water". then I was like, Boil water? What am I a chemist? Its funny because I am bad at cooking. even boiling water can be difficult and confusing. Actually, that wasn't the joke, I am.
  3. My Senior Quote ( I need your help )

    People are pain. Push through the pain.
  4. Do You Put Milk First or Last

    I eat a bowl of nails for breakfast. . .
  5. Heh

    Dude I love this pic of your mother! I definitely see the family resemblance.
  6. Stock Photos of DEFY Members

    What the crap?!?!?!? You guys missed me.
  7. Head Admins

    My hair used to be blonde, then it turned red. I dyed it. Well, more other people died, LOL amarite?!!?!??! I am not straight, I am so frickin' crooked, and in case you didn't hear, unicorn or someone found out that I am trans, whatever that means. There are only two genders, Oh wait, there are three. Male Female and Stupid. I have no teeth, they all fell out eating the bodie-I mean hair dye. Ich habe keinen Schnurrbart. Ich bin neunundsechzig.
  8. Head Admins

    Naw, he's already way past geometry. His math skills are sooooooooooooo good, his teachers had to call in stephen hawking to invent a new math for his to study. His math grade is sooooooooooooooooooo high, his teachers invented an A+A+A+A++A+A+A+A++A+A+A++A++A+A ² ² ² ² . but his others grades are lacking.
  9. OMG (new servers)(read)

    How about, a prophunt server. that would be fun. and a TTT server.
  10. wanna add staff rules ( READ FOR NUDES XD )

    Depending on what type of ban you are talking about, a ctban or a server ban, I would recommend to staff to make absolutely sure that the perpetrator did, in fact, break the rules severely enough to ban them. Unless you saw them freekill and entire stack for illegitimate reasons, always make absolute certain of rule violations. (This is a message to all staff members)
  11. Great, Cheap Game

    On the Steam store there is a game called murder miners. Murder Miners is a blocky fps made in Halo style. Currently it is on a fair sale, at $.49 for one copy, and a $.98 for 4 copies. I would reccomend buy at least 4 copies. The game itself is quite fun and is being worked constantly by its small dev team. Every Wednesday the have a "come play with the devs" with a server and a whole lot of people. IT is very easy to create private servers for you and your friends or for everyone. I would recommend picking it up on sale. Here is a a link to the steam store sale; http://store.steampowered.com/app/274900/ If anyone already has this game, or just bought it, I would love to play with them! just hit me up!
  12. GIVAWAY!!!!!

    Profile link: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198119503775/ Slot: 7
  13. my new community

    Unless you really want to put out your real name, I would recommend cutting that part out. You have been on the server recently, and you are fairly active at the moment. I hope you will make a great part of the DEFY Clan team!
  14. Acquired Games

    No, not yet. They have said that they are working on it.
  15. I am Martha the Watermelon. I speak in German. I am a total nerd. I have a beard. My beard is best beard. You wish you had this beard. No. You may not have my beard. (on second thought, I am not the Most Interesting Melon in the World) Leave this awful intro page.