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About Gorilla

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  1. $100 Giveaway

    I'm the opposite of lucky, so no thanks.
  2. I'm Fucking Insane

    You didn't have my consent to post this, I'm pressing charges.
  3. Hi, I didn't see you there.

    Gorillas are the largest primates(we humans are the second largest). Despite that huge size with the average weight being 150kg’s(330 lbs), they oddly have the smallest penis among us primates which is around 4 cm. Even Chimpanzee which has a smaller frame with 45 KG(99 lbs) has penis twice that long.
  4. Hi, I didn't see you there.

    Hello, My name is Gorilla, or Mat and I play video games. Here's some pretty good facts about me: - I am 14 years old - I live in a house - I eat food - I sleep in a box - I think I am adopted, but my parents say I'm not. - I go to school unfortunately - I watch youtube - I can write pretty good, but only if I feel like it. - I play CS:GO ( Fun fact: When I first heard of CS:GO, I thought it was a racing game :] ) - I am in some nerdy clan called " Defyclan " - I'm writing this list because I have nothing better to do. - I know what 1 + 1 equals - Sometimes I look up to see what's above me. - One time I taped a water bottle to my room's ceiling just for fun. - I like movies that are based on true events. - I don't own a gun, because my parents said my autistic brother might get a hold of it and go crazy. Yikers - I have 2 brothers medically diagnosed with autism. ( One mild, other full on ) - I like to run - I've won a 5k before - I listen to music - I have a computer - I have a phone - My full name is Mathew Ford Wilhoit - Here's my SSN below: Ya yeet :] - I hate drama - I hate football - I am in 9th grade - I am not autistic - I am smarter than you - I am short lol ( I am 5'4 ) - When I was at the doctor last week, the woman who measured me asked me if I was Sexually Active. I will not disclose my answer to the public at this time. :] - My autistic brother spent 4$ in a gas station bathroom on condoms thinking they were just balloon things that went on your fingers. - When I was 3 years old, I woke up one morning thinking my life had just begun. - My mom thinks I shouldn't be online too much. - My dad wasted 200$ on a guitar he doesn't use. - I'm currently listening to " Take On Me " by a-ha - After I finish this list, I'm going to play CS:GO :] - I'm pretty good - I have a mouse - I have a keyboard - I was going to go to wrestling today, but it got cancelled. - NeverDone's name means he's never done a girl before. hehe what a virgin - These facts about me will benefit you. - The amount, of, com,mas in, thi,s senten,ce equal,s my amou,nt of chromosom,es. - I'm the goat - I live the EST timezone - I live in South Carolina - I've been best friends with my best friend since I was 1 year old. aint that pretty good Ight, im done. Peace out my nig.... ya yeet. see ya nerds.