Hello all, Magma here again with another interesting topic. Given that at heart I am but a simple adolescent child who wants to stick his dick in everything, I found myself wondering, "Could the DEFY logo be a butthole?"
Now, for those who don't know, I mean the social media logo of DEFY, pictured below.
Now, my biggest question was, how do I determine which logo is the real one? There are so many different platforms, how could I ever choose?! Well, just like how they found the average human butthole diameter, I will be using multiple test subjects in order to determine the size. In order to determine the size of the hole, I took each of these logos into Photoshop and cropped them so that you could only see the hole in the middle of the logo, similar to the image pictured below.
From there, I took each of these and compiled them into a spreadsheet. In this spreadsheet, I took the dimensions of all the logos and placed them in pixels. From there, the issue was how to convert pixels to inches. So I took what the vast majority of desktop users have as monitors and utilized those values to test. A 27" monitor at 1920x1080 resolution has about 81 pixels per inch. A 24" monitor at 1920x1080 resolution has about 92 pixels per inch. I used each of these values to convert the pixels to inches, and from there I calculated the diameter by taking the length of the diagonal of the image, as this is the largest possible diameter of the circle.
Pictured above is the resulting table. As you can see, the sizes of the images varied widely, coming out to an average of 126x127 size of image. This data itself may seem hard to comprehend, so I made a graph.
As you can see, the average diameter of the images in inches on both monitors is very close to the size of a human butthole. Therefore, I firmly believe the DEFY logo could be fucked like an ass.
I hope that this post shows that I'm not just a troll, I'm a serious science guy who knows his numbers and his mathematical calculations. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.