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Kiss is Love, Kiss is Life

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>I was only 12 years old
>I loved Kiss so much, I had all the albums and merchandise
>I pray to Gene Simmons every night before bed, thanking him for the epic tunes I’ve been given
>”Kiss is love" I say; “Kiss is life”
>Vinnie Vincent hears me and calls me a tratior
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for post-1983 Kiss
>I called him a mindless shredder who isn't as good as Ace Frehley
>He slaps me and sends me to back to the psycho circus
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in a pile of Peter Criss albums and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Gene Simmons
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “They call me Doctor Love”
>He grabs me with his powerful Jew hands and licks me down deep down onto the stage
>I’m ready
>I spend all of my money on Psycho Circus CDs for him
>He gags me for listening to Mötley Crüe
>It hurts so much but I do it for Gene
>I can feel my wallet shrinking as my eyes start to water
>I push against his shmeckle power
>I want to please Gene
>He roars a mighty bass solo as he fills my butt with his love
>Paul Stanley walks in
>Gene looks him straight in the eyes and says “You're in the psycho circus.”
>Gene leaves through the window riding on a wave of schmeckles
>Kiss is love. Kiss is life.

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You wouldn't know good music if it hit you in the face. People like you make me sick.

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